[Itsuki deserves a medal for going on this ride with so many people, only to never score u-u, he's a perfect angel...
does he also have his sword pixi (looks at profiles) DID YAMATO GET HIS SWORD BACK OR WAS IT JUST A MICROPHONE? IM IN TEARS
Itsuki will get in the boat with yams tho, and it starts moving sedately along what seems to be a river?? but the tunnel is also dark and it's hard to see]
[Itsuki needs to take matters into his own hands...
HE DOES NOT HAVE HIS SWORD NO!!! He just has his microphone but he doesn't even have that because it's one of those standing vintage kinds and it's a pain to drag it around everywhere. They are wholly unarmed in this boat.
This boat in this DARK WEIRD TUNNEL? What the hell is this thing]
[There's so many horny swords and none of them are in this game but I support Buzetsuki anyway
But here they are on this fucking horror show ride and fortunately Yasusada 1. has nothing to compare it to and 2. is a sword so it's fine!! His brow furrows a little at the sound, though, and he looks around.]
anyway yams 1. has no romantic bones in his body 2. generally knows what fanservice is and 3. has zero reason not to do this so I guess he'll just lean over and kiss Itsuki's cheek
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does he also have his sword pixi (looks at profiles) DID YAMATO GET HIS SWORD BACK OR WAS IT JUST A MICROPHONE? IM IN TEARS
Itsuki will get in the boat with yams tho, and it starts moving sedately along what seems to be a river?? but the tunnel is also dark and it's hard to see]
Isn't this great?
[IS IT?]
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HE DOES NOT HAVE HIS SWORD NO!!! He just has his microphone but he doesn't even have that because it's one of those standing vintage kinds and it's a pain to drag it around everywhere. They are wholly unarmed in this boat.
This boat in this DARK WEIRD TUNNEL? What the hell is this thing]
It feels like we're headed into battle... [WHY]
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-- Really? [WHY?] Is it because you're nervous?
[or.......... excited?]
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[It's because he's feeling violent]
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Boil... [is yams getting horny? he's kind of surprised] Well then, you're really gonna like this ride.
[oh boy... ig they're in complete darkness except for muted red lights in the distance.... so scary... so intimate....
SHIP...........]
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But here they are on this fucking horror show ride and fortunately Yasusada 1. has nothing to compare it to and 2. is a sword so it's fine!! His brow furrows a little at the sound, though, and he looks around.]
What's that?
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The chants grow louder.... louder... and then, as the boat turns a corner, a corgi kappa climbs up on the stern, staring at them both.]
Ship it. [it points...] Now kiss!
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Also what in the FCK!!! Yasusada has no idea what is happening. IS THIS NORMAL FOR THIS RIDE??? WHAT DOES THIS KAPPA WANT.]
Huh?!
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Itsuki trying not to laugh out loud because he doesn't want to draw the ire of Yamato, like he has with the 60 other ppl he's been on this ride with,]
It's saying that it thinks we're cute together and we should kiss.
[is itsuki an expert in corgi kappa-ese]
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How can they see us if it's this dark? Do they have night vision?
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Um, hm. Probably? Maybe they just have a sixth sense for it. You know, like when you can sense your favorite thing nearby...
[are they psychic]
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he's frowning now, but thoughtfully]
Humans can do that? [This doesn't sound like a real thing]
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Sure. It's like when I can sense a cute girl nearby.
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He's also quiet for a minute.]
...I don't think that's the same thing.
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Okay, maybe not. [maybe he'll concede] But the kappas can definitely see. They always show up right away as soon as I get into the boat with someone.
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...They usually prefer it if I kiss the other person in the boat with me.
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[What kind of weirdass ride is this!!!
anyway yams 1. has no romantic bones in his body 2. generally knows what fanservice is and 3. has zero reason not to do this so I guess he'll just lean over and kiss Itsuki's cheek
you're welcome]
Like that?
shaking
there's a beat, and then he laughs.]
Not bad. Usually I'm the one who makes the first move.
swords...... dumb
[he thinks itsuki is
still talking about the kappas]