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[nightchild]

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week 0, monday, mansion

[nightchild]

These guys are really working hard, huh?

[im shaking that vin and itsuki are speeddating, is this illegal? Itsuki looks on as their zombie waiter drops a platter of hot dog buns on their table and then Gazes as a bunch of brain matter leaks out to splatter over the flower arrangement,]

It's pretty impressive!

[itsuki's going to five star this dining experience]

[allomantic]

[she immediately tries to stand up. a zombie pushes her back down. she looks like she's considering fighting it, before she registers what itsuki is saying.]

...Impressive?

[ITSUKI YOUR STANDARDS!!]

[nightchild]

[sometimes.... u don't have any...]

They're basically falling apart, but they're still committed to their job. [he nods at the zombie that momentarily escaped vin's wrath] Wouldn't you rather do something less... taxing for your brain?

[their brain matter]

[allomantic]

[she just stares into the void wondering why her life is turning out like this today]

How do we leave?

[nightchild]

[Itsuki holds out a card for her to take]

Here, take this and ask me whatever's written on your card, and then I'll do the same. Who knows, you might even find it fun.

[allomantic]

[she looks deeply skeptical of this, but she picks up the card and squints at it for a few moments. slowly, as she reads:]

Are you an early bird or a night owl...?

[nightchild]

Oh, definitely a night owl. What about you?

[allomantic]

It's asking if I prefer the night or morning, right...?

[what's slang]

The night, too

[nightchild]

[he nods]

Do you like to sleep in then? Or do you stay awake at night and then somehow get up just as early in the morning?

[allomantic]

Midmorning, I guess...?

[nightchild]

That's still early? [he's amused,] Okay, my turn... Let's see...

[he looks through his pile of flashcards, some of these questions are weird? he picks one up,]

Name three hobbies you want to improve on.

[allomantic]

[she just shrugs. very helpful, vin.]

What is your answer?

[nightchild]

[VIN???]

If I had to pick... [...] Wait, this is actually kind of hard. Hobbies are things you do for fun, right? So it doesn't really matter if you're good or bad at them.

[he looks at vin as if he's expecting her to agree]

[allomantic]

It doesn't?

[what the heck is a hobby]

[nightchild]

[VIN.........]

...Well, what kind of hobbies do you have?

[he needs to know how bad the situation is!!]