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nightchild) wrote2022-02-14 08:01 pm
nightchild) wrote2022-02-14 08:01 pm
LET'S GO LESBIANS LET'S GO
shaking bc i have eto find shitposts
These guys are really working hard, huh?
[im shaking that vin and itsuki are speeddating, is this illegal? Itsuki looks on as their zombie waiter drops a platter of hot dog buns on their table and then Gazes as a bunch of brain matter leaks out to splatter over the flower arrangement,]
It's pretty impressive!
[itsuki's going to five star this dining experience]
[im shaking that vin and itsuki are speeddating, is this illegal? Itsuki looks on as their zombie waiter drops a platter of hot dog buns on their table and then Gazes as a bunch of brain matter leaks out to splatter over the flower arrangement,]
It's pretty impressive!
[itsuki's going to five star this dining experience]
[she immediately tries to stand up. a zombie pushes her back down. she looks like she's considering fighting it, before she registers what itsuki is saying.]
...Impressive?
[ITSUKI YOUR STANDARDS!!]
...Impressive?
[ITSUKI YOUR STANDARDS!!]
[sometimes.... u don't have any...]
They're basically falling apart, but they're still committed to their job. [he nods at the zombie that momentarily escaped vin's wrath] Wouldn't you rather do something less... taxing for your brain?
[their brain matter]
They're basically falling apart, but they're still committed to their job. [he nods at the zombie that momentarily escaped vin's wrath] Wouldn't you rather do something less... taxing for your brain?
[their brain matter]
[she just stares into the void wondering why her life is turning out like this today]
How do we leave?
How do we leave?
[Itsuki holds out a card for her to take]
Here, take this and ask me whatever's written on your card, and then I'll do the same. Who knows, you might even find it fun.
Here, take this and ask me whatever's written on your card, and then I'll do the same. Who knows, you might even find it fun.
[she looks deeply skeptical of this, but she picks up the card and squints at it for a few moments. slowly, as she reads:]
Are you an early bird or a night owl...?
Are you an early bird or a night owl...?
It's asking if I prefer the night or morning, right...?
[what's slang]
The night, too
[what's slang]
The night, too
[he nods]
Do you like to sleep in then? Or do you stay awake at night and then somehow get up just as early in the morning?
Do you like to sleep in then? Or do you stay awake at night and then somehow get up just as early in the morning?
That's still early? [he's amused,] Okay, my turn... Let's see...
[he looks through his pile of flashcards, some of these questions are weird? he picks one up,]
Name three hobbies you want to improve on.
[he looks through his pile of flashcards, some of these questions are weird? he picks one up,]
Name three hobbies you want to improve on.
[here she is, looking around the new areas! in particular, the laundry room in the apartment. there's a small frown on her face as she circles the washers, trying to somehow discern their purpose and how they work. itsuki help.]
[Itsuki comes in carrying his coat in his hands, he was also gonna take off his pants and shirt but he's glad that he decided not to do that when he sees her,]
Oh Vin-chan, are you doing your laundry?
Oh Vin-chan, are you doing your laundry?
[she just shrugs. very helpful, vin.]
What is your answer?
What is your answer?
My laundry?
[furrowing her brow for a moment, before she realizes—]
Is that what these devices are for?
[furrowing her brow for a moment, before she realizes—]
Is that what these devices are for?
[He doesn't seem surprised by the question, instead he nods and taps the top of the machine with his hand.]
Yup! You just gotta put your clothes in here -- [he opens the top lid so Vin can peer in if she likes,] -- add the soap, close the lid, and then wait until it beeps. Convenient, right?
Yup! You just gotta put your clothes in here -- [he opens the top lid so Vin can peer in if she likes,] -- add the soap, close the lid, and then wait until it beeps. Convenient, right?
[VIN???]
If I had to pick... [...] Wait, this is actually kind of hard. Hobbies are things you do for fun, right? So it doesn't really matter if you're good or bad at them.
[he looks at vin as if he's expecting her to agree]
If I had to pick... [...] Wait, this is actually kind of hard. Hobbies are things you do for fun, right? So it doesn't really matter if you're good or bad at them.
[he looks at vin as if he's expecting her to agree]
But...
[wheels spinning in her head]
It truly works on its own? How?
[wheels spinning in her head]
It truly works on its own? How?
Don't really know how specifics, but... This part puts water in, and then this part moves your clothes around... It's probably powered by coal maybe?
[it's not]
[it's not]
[help,
Itsuki holds up the box of detergent]
Maybe that's what the soap is for? It's all powdery, maybe it's stronger than normal soap.
[he pops it open so they can look]
Itsuki holds up the box of detergent]
Maybe that's what the soap is for? It's all powdery, maybe it's stronger than normal soap.
[he pops it open so they can look]
[VIN.........]
...Well, what kind of hobbies do you have?
[he needs to know how bad the situation is!!]
...Well, what kind of hobbies do you have?
[he needs to know how bad the situation is!!]
[glances in the box for just a half second, before:]
...I do not know how to tell how strong it is from looking.
...I do not know how to tell how strong it is from looking.
[he grins,]
Me neither. [why'd he do it that......] I thought maybe we'd be able to tell from the smell? Or something.
Wanna see how I turn it on?
Me neither. [why'd he do it that......] I thought maybe we'd be able to tell from the smell? Or something.
Wanna see how I turn it on?
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