itsuki "a good slut" kagami (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nightchild) wrote2022-02-22 01:13 am
nightchild) wrote2022-02-22 01:13 am
[they're in the clothing store now ive decided this]
Hey, um... Esti-san, right?
[since when]
Mind if I ask you a question?
Hey, um... Esti-san, right?
[since when]
Mind if I ask you a question?
[ STOP THIS PC NAME IS MURDERING ME. Imagine we get Jenniferlopez Weddingplanner...2!
Anyway this fits, Estinien is still trying to figure out how modern clothes work. ]
It's Estinien.
What is it?
[ Who is this, he doesn't read the profiles. This is that weirdo who kissed Marie at the murder mystery? ]
Anyway this fits, Estinien is still trying to figure out how modern clothes work. ]
It's Estinien.
What is it?
[ Who is this, he doesn't read the profiles. This is that weirdo who kissed Marie at the murder mystery? ]
[lowe im losing my mind because we will get weddingplanner...2 itsuki.... loves weddings,]
Sorry, sorry. [he holds up a hand in genuine apology... will he shorten the name later? perhaps,] I just need help with this... Can you unbutton me?
[he points at the buttons going down his shirt front.]
Sorry, sorry. [he holds up a hand in genuine apology... will he shorten the name later? perhaps,] I just need help with this... Can you unbutton me?
[he points at the buttons going down his shirt front.]
[ He looks down at him.
And directly at Itsuki's face.
And also just. Because he's been in this outfit for all my other PCs, I feel it pertinent to also state that basically he is without the top part of his armour but still in his gauntlets and greaves, sharp ends and all. ]
Explain to me why you are incapable of unbuttoning yourself, first, when it's not even from the back.
[ ARE YOU INJURED? WHAT IS HAPPENING. ]
And directly at Itsuki's face.
And also just. Because he's been in this outfit for all my other PCs, I feel it pertinent to also state that basically he is without the top part of his armour but still in his gauntlets and greaves, sharp ends and all. ]
Explain to me why you are incapable of unbuttoning yourself, first, when it's not even from the back.
[ ARE YOU INJURED? WHAT IS HAPPENING. ]
[STOP IS ESTINIEN GOING TO STAB HIM????]
Um, [god he's usually a slut and he usually has the best slut line to say and he wants to say it bc the truth is worse]
I don't...I forgot how to do it...
[itsuki has no talents i have to resort to this]
Um, [god he's usually a slut and he usually has the best slut line to say and he wants to say it bc the truth is worse]
I don't...I forgot how to do it...
[itsuki has no talents i have to resort to this]
[ This literally has the exact same vibes as (Spoon Voice) I forgot to see. YOU FORGOT?
Estinien closes his eyes briefly and he just. You can see a massive question mark form over his head, almost. ]
You... forgot how to button a shirt?
[ The woman was too stunned to speak. ]
Estinien closes his eyes briefly and he just. You can see a massive question mark form over his head, almost. ]
You... forgot how to button a shirt?
[ The woman was too stunned to speak. ]
[im in tears help]
Look, I know that it's stupid. [because iT IS] But I've been losing basic skills all day, and I still have no idea what's going on.
[...]
It hasn't been as bad as this though.
Look, I know that it's stupid. [because iT IS] But I've been losing basic skills all day, and I still have no idea what's going on.
[...]
It hasn't been as bad as this though.
[ It won't stop Estinien from looking at Itsuki like he's an alien. He's heard of this happening, but. Still.
However, Itsuki chose correct in choosing a not-horny response because Estinien will... awkwardly... relent. However his stupid claw gauntlets stay on. ]
Gods help me that whatever this curse is won't infect me as well.
[ If he could avoid getting weird murder vibes during investigation... surely he can avoid this.
Except he buttons Itsuki's shirt one button off. You know, like misaligned. ]
...
However, Itsuki chose correct in choosing a not-horny response because Estinien will... awkwardly... relent. However his stupid claw gauntlets stay on. ]
Gods help me that whatever this curse is won't infect me as well.
[ If he could avoid getting weird murder vibes during investigation... surely he can avoid this.
Except he buttons Itsuki's shirt one button off. You know, like misaligned. ]
...
...
[Itsuki is stunned.
Someone's dressing him and yet it feels so unsexy... This has never happened to him before,]
I mean, it's buttoned. [he's telling this to himself and estinien, to make himself feel better, even though he's getting scared. what will happen with the next button, should he just
look like this, like a rake who just buttoned up his clothes really quickly after banging in the infinity closet]
[Itsuki is stunned.
Someone's dressing him and yet it feels so unsexy... This has never happened to him before,]
I mean, it's buttoned. [he's telling this to himself and estinien, to make himself feel better, even though he's getting scared. what will happen with the next button, should he just
look like this, like a rake who just buttoned up his clothes really quickly after banging in the infinity closet]
[ Congratulations on finally, your first time, Itsuki.
I can't with this thread we're like 5 comments in I'm TPKing. Being fashionable was barely a talent and yet he is robbed of even this simple matter. Estinien just gets to the top of this and finds he's one button off and just. Decides against it. He is not fucking with these buttons nor Itsuki's shirt more than he should.
Die alone in the infinity closet in your freshly banged look. ]
It is.
[ It is buttoned. ]
I can't with this thread we're like 5 comments in I'm TPKing. Being fashionable was barely a talent and yet he is robbed of even this simple matter. Estinien just gets to the top of this and finds he's one button off and just. Decides against it. He is not fucking with these buttons nor Itsuki's shirt more than he should.
Die alone in the infinity closet in your freshly banged look. ]
It is.
[ It is buttoned. ]
[lowe u gave me this power this could have been a wholesome thread where estinien had the talent to talk about relationships and sense UST and itsuki could throw a spear,]
Thanks, Esti -- [uh] Estinien.
[saying his name feels more intimate than adding a san to it...]
If anyone asks, I'll tell them that it's all thanks to your help.
[u think he's gonna go down by himself in this infinity closet bang]
Thanks, Esti -- [uh] Estinien.
[saying his name feels more intimate than adding a san to it...]
If anyone asks, I'll tell them that it's all thanks to your help.
[u think he's gonna go down by himself in this infinity closet bang]
[ Why would I ever choose to let Estinien be cool, I hate him. ]
You will not be advertising this. [ Stop. Don't randomly tell people I buttoned you up weirdly. ] Maybe you will remember... how to button a shirt before you have to see anyone else.
[ Maybe. ]
You will not be advertising this. [ Stop. Don't randomly tell people I buttoned you up weirdly. ] Maybe you will remember... how to button a shirt before you have to see anyone else.
[ Maybe. ]
[estinien has so much faith in him, he's kind of touched]
It's fine. If worst comes to worst, then I'll just ask someone else to help me.
[and then tell that specific person that Estinien helped too, he looks a little amused as he looks at him]
You know, I feel like most people would have left me high and dry.
It's fine. If worst comes to worst, then I'll just ask someone else to help me.
[and then tell that specific person that Estinien helped too, he looks a little amused as he looks at him]
You know, I feel like most people would have left me high and dry.
ITSUKI TELLING EVERYONE ESTINIEN STRIPPED HIM WITHOUT CONTEXT
vedrskogul
2022-02-23 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't understand what you expected upon asking someone you've never spoken to before to help button you.
[ Those were the first words Itsuki said to him ever this game. I'll remember that. But it was very much the epitome of someone running up to you crying without context nor warning and you just kind of patting them awkwardly in return. It was veyr much that. ]
[ Those were the first words Itsuki said to him ever this game. I'll remember that. But it was very much the epitome of someone running up to you crying without context nor warning and you just kind of patting them awkwardly in return. It was veyr much that. ]
[LOOK HE COULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT IF WE WEREN'T SHRIEKING AT ALL OUR WEEK 0 PCS
he's trying so hard not to laugh, he doesn't want estinien to revenge unbutton him,]
I was kind of afraid that you'd think I was coming onto you.
he's trying so hard not to laugh, he doesn't want estinien to revenge unbutton him,]
I was kind of afraid that you'd think I was coming onto you.
lowes hardware store filed for bankruptcy and shut down for good
vedrskogul
2022-02-23 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ STOP. WHAT DO YOU MEAN REVENGE UNBUTTON HIM. ]
...
That had not remotely crossed my mind.
[ NOT A ROMANTIC BONE IN THIS MAN'S BODY. If Aymeric ever tells Itsuki about Estinien's ''''dating past'''' (quotations warranted) he would understand. ]
...
That had not remotely crossed my mind.
[ NOT A ROMANTIC BONE IN THIS MAN'S BODY. If Aymeric ever tells Itsuki about Estinien's ''''dating past'''' (quotations warranted) he would understand. ]
Really? You seem like the type that everyone hits on...
[itsuki u just said u weren't hitting on him tho]
[itsuki u just said u weren't hitting on him tho]
[ Yaywon making me come to terms with the idea that Estinien most definitely had a ton of suitors bc of his status even if I don't like considering it and he also didn't consider any of them.
He would sooner die than let Itsuki know this. Don't doxx him Aymeric. ]
I have no interest nor time in courtship.
He would sooner die than let Itsuki know this. Don't doxx him Aymeric. ]
I have no interest nor time in courtship.
[I FEEL LIKE ITSUKI CAN TELL??? HE TALKS FANCY AND HE'S SEXY???]
You must have a pretty busy day job... Unless you're the type who keeps himself busy?
[and avoids socializing...]
You must have a pretty busy day job... Unless you're the type who keeps himself busy?
[and avoids socializing...]
[ He's like. The character that maybe swears the most aside from the literal pirates in XIV, I'm crying. ]
You could say that. [ WHICH ONE? Both I guess. ] I've little interest in those affairs, regardless of how much worth Ishgard put into them.
[ On the other hand, him assuming Itsuki is definitely a serial dater... like Adelphel... ]
You could say that. [ WHICH ONE? Both I guess. ] I've little interest in those affairs, regardless of how much worth Ishgard put into them.
[ On the other hand, him assuming Itsuki is definitely a serial dater... like Adelphel... ]
[WHAT???????????????]
It's not lonely at all for you? [estinien, ur wife and three kids]
It's not lonely at all for you? [estinien, ur wife and three kids]
[ Ghosted binch. Also the colours in that icon are so nice... ]
...
[ LONELY? Itsuki making him think about it. ]
I have different companions -- of non-amorous types.
...
[ LONELY? Itsuki making him think about it. ]
I have different companions -- of non-amorous types.
...
Sure.
[ HE SUPPOSES? IT IS WORK? Yeah sure. ]
Sure.
[ HE SUPPOSES? IT IS WORK? Yeah sure. ]
[everything's coming together...]
Is it hard to talk to people who don't share your interests?
Is it hard to talk to people who don't share your interests?
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