for kumon WHAT IF FAMILY CYOA CR ROUND TWO

[nightchild]

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[9mon]

I haven't! Have you?

Do you think there's any dangerous clowns in there?

[nightchild]

[he nods]

Don't worry, it's absolutely clown-free. I mean there are things in there, but they're pretty harmless.

[9mon]

There are? What are they?

[nightchild]

Kappas, like the ones from the stories... Except instead of trying to eat you, they're really into giving relationship advice.

[9mon]

Eh? Relationship advice? Really?

Do we still need to give them cucumbers?

[nightchild]

[he shakes his head]

Nah, we just have to put on a show for their entertainment. [he puts his hands together to make it look like they're kissing] Like that.

[9mon]

Really? Wow there's a lot more vouyers out there than I thought there'd be.

[nightchild]

[-- he immediately starts laughing]

How many voyeurs did you think there'd be here?

[9mon]

...

[ Laughs. ]

I didn't think about it!

[nightchild]

[KUMON?]

I'd be concerned if you met a lot more than just those kappas... [really itsuki?]

[9mon]

[ HE'S JUST. A DUMB BOY. ]

Did you go in with somebody? Or on your own?

[nightchild]

I've been with a couple people already. Not that I've kissed them all.

[9mon]

So you escaped without paying their toll!

[nightchild]

[he laughs]

Less of an escape and more like a 'missed opportunity'?

[9mon]

Eh? Do you wanna kiss everybody?

[nightchild]

It's kind of embarrassing when you put it that way...

[9mon]

But you didn't say no!

[nightchild]

[he's hazukashii..]

It's a good way to get to know someone.

[9mon]

Is it? I thought talking to people usually did it.

[nightchild]

...It's a more intimate way to get to know someone! Sometimes, that's all a relationship needs, you know? A spark, a tunnel, darkness... kappas...

[9mon]

The kappas seem new!

[nightchild]

If it works, it works.

[DOES IT WORK THOUGH...]

So whaddya say? Wanna get in?

[the boat bobs invitingly in the water...]

[9mon]

[He... gets in!]

Let's try it.

[nightchild]

[(+1 victim)

Itsuki gets in after, and the boat starts moving down the tunnel, spooky... but perhaps romantic???

until they start hearing the echo of voices drifting down the tunnel...]

SHIP....

[9mon]

... Ship?!

[He was literally warned but he's still like "?!?!"]