bro... bros and hoes... equal...

[nightchild]

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[nightchild]

I'm on a boat with a good-looking guy -- what's not to like?

[IS HE REALLY GONNA PLAY COY]

I'm sure our friends would agree.

['SHIP.... A SHIP IS HERE....']

[dms]

[ he spares the kappas a quick glance. ]

You know, normally, this is one place where we wouldn't have an audience. [ haha... ] But I guess some fans just really want to see their ships together.

[nightchild]

[hold the fck up]

-- Wait, is that what ships mean? It's just another word for couples?

[he thought the kappas meant the love boat]

[dms]

What, you didn't know? It's short for relationship.

[nightchild]

Wow.

[give him a moment here, he's manblinking.gif at the fact that he didn't get that until now]

[dms]

[ it's okay, he'll wait







and he's totally not laughing? it's fine. ]

[nightchild]

[he nudges him in the side??? hello??? what happened to slut unity??]

It sounds so impersonal?!

[SHIP? WHY SHIP!]

[dms]

[ as if this ho won't turn on his BFF just for the laughs ]

I know what you mean, but it's so cute when fans get hyped up for their ships! There's so much passion behind it, you know?

[nightchild]

I don't know actually....

[he's only ever seen the kappas??? and they don't talk about fanfic or mvs or anything?]

[dms]

You think? But it's still about a relationship... It just means they can chat and share all the things they like a little faster. I think it's cute!

[nightchild]

[hm....]

...It sounds like the start of a romance between fans...

[dms]

Oh... I could totes see that! Shared interests and all, right?

[ this is too much talking for the kappas. why aren't they kissing? they want to see kisses! ]

[nightchild]

[look sometimes u vibe with someone so well... u forget to slut with them...]

Speaking of shared interests... wanna kiss?

[they're already cuddling but ig itsuki leans in further]

[dms]

Eh? Just like that?! But I thought you were all about romance!

[nightchild]

Ah. So you prefer being wooed?

[doesn't everyone, itsuki.]

Here, give me your hand.

[dms]

Usually I'm the one doing the wooing?

[ what is happening

but sure he offers his hand? ]

[nightchild]

[not kazu like 'usually i'm the top?'

Itsuki takes it, then brings it up to his mouth so he can kiss Kazu on the tips of his fingers. chu!

the kappa burst into applause, some of them look annoyed that it wasn't a mouth kiss but at least they can write about it on kappaofourown.org.]

There. How was that?

[from one slut to another,]

[dms]

[ he's... surprised?! but pleasantly so? ]

Wow, just like a knight in shining armor!

[nightchild]

Does that make you the maiden I just rescued?

[kazu could be another knight? it could be homoerotic?]

[dms]

Maybe it makes me a prince!

[nightchild]

[good for kazu]

Hm, I've never read that version before, but it's not bad.

[dms]

Right? And it's a new role for me, too, so it'll be totes fun. Think I can pull off the dignified royal?

[nightchild]

Hm...

[considers this carefully,]

I think you can pull off a charming, sociable royal?

[he's not sure if he can picture kazu as dignified]

[dms]

[ oh he's laughing. ]

But not dignified, huh? I see how it is! But I'll take charming.

[nightchild]

Hey, dignity is overrated. I'd take charming any day.