pc for crow who's sexy as hell despite what becks says

[nightchild]

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week 0, monday, carnival

[nightchild]

[me: becks is asleep and can't stop me from putting them here

Itsuki points at the Tunnel of Love sign]

I owe you a date, right? Wanna try it out?

[chevaliered]

[ me genuinely waking up at 4am this morning like “something has happened” but not checking my phone ]

Wining and dining.

[ sir ]

You that interested in this?

[nightchild]

[GMAIL GIVE ME MY NOTIFS!!! he looks amused]

Let me find a kitchen first, but in the meantime...

[he kawinks]

Can't really call myself a supporter of love if I wasn't a little interested.

[chevaliered]

[ yaywon doesn’t love me…. ]

Or go butter up a Verdant. You’ve gotta work hard for the good stuff.

[ the good stuff being crow. ]

“A supporter of love”? That sounds kinda nosy.

[nightchild]

[ATTACHES MYSELF TO YOU

stop maybe he's buttering a verdant up so HE can eat??? ever think about crow???]

Hey, a real supporter knows when to give a little nudge at the the right time. I never overdo it.

[anyway]

So what do you say?

[chevaliered]

[ screams

if he wants to show the depths of his love, maybe he should get crow a sandwich. ]

Nah, that just sounds like you’re being a nosy little matchmaker.

[ said with a grin. ]

I mean it’s gonna suck, that’s a given. We know that, right?

[nightchild]

[crow, a plebian, could never understand the role of an otome game cupid...]

Sure, but I have a feeling that you'll do alright. [get it.....]

[chevaliered]

[ an otome game cupid who spends his whole route running from his love interest. good job itsuki, you dumb love slut. ]

[ elbows him. ] If anything attacks us, I’m offering you up as a sacrifice and running.

[nightchild]

[stop im not used to u perceiving my canons]

Just a small price to pay in the name of love...

[itsuki says, laughing, as he gets on the boat with crow his boyfriend]

[chevaliered]

[ this is how i felt last summer when you burst into my dms like OMG BECKS I LOVE COLD STEEL.
me: NO I’M NOT USED TO BEING PERCEIVED ]

Yeah, you say that now but when you’re marrying a clown you might think differently.

[ crow gives the boat a nudge with his foot to get it going, before walking alongside it and hopping in at the last moment. ]

[nightchild]

[u reverse unoed me...

itsuki like "is he gonna abandon me" for .5 seconds, but crow actually gets in the boat? maybe they really are the same person,]

I'm super open-minded? [he is not, norn9 made him aggressively het] Love can come in all shapes and forms.

[furries are valid y'know, the little boat takes them into the tunnel where they should be killed for ho crimes]

[chevaliered]

[ i did and now i am the powerful one.

looks into the camera. do not be like crow. ]

That so? [ look, trails of cold steel is like het het hetty het het and then does THAT with crow and rean so i’m ignoring them and making this boy as bi as i want him to be falcom can’t stop me ] Sure, but remind yourself of that when they’re honking you a love song and painting your face with goth makeup.

[ and then the ceiling collapses in on them, freeing the game from them and their slutty selves—- alas no. it bobs past some tacky black and white valentines decorations instead. ]

[nightchild]

[becks ur so valid... im following in ur example

itsuki: what's a goth]

A serenade and a little personal care... Not everyone's that lucky.

[something bumps against crow's side of the boat, very gently... if he looks over then he'll see like 5 little kappas all in a row]

[chevaliered]

[ me seeing a very het game: i’m rewriting the narrative. and then i end up with het ships anyway sdgjslkgk. sometimes. ]

This sounds like some kind of under-discussed kink you really might want to talk through with someone qualified. When did you first start feeling like this about clowns?

[ —- huh.

crow looks at the kappas.

and they look at him

and he looks at the kappas 🎶

AND THEY LOOK AT HIIIIIIMMMM 🎵]

[nightchild]

[KDKAJSK i see.. crow x roxana...

The kappas start serenading Crow before they can start a clown therapy session,

SHIP.... SHIP... KISS...]

Speaking of kinks, how do you feel about having an audience?

[chevaliered]

[ PLEASE GOD I HOPE ROXANA HAS BETTER TASTE THAN THIS SCRAWNY BIRD. ]

...

Well, I'm all for putting on a show but this is a little on the entitled side, don't you think?

[ SHIP... KISS.... SHISS... .......KIIP..... ]

[nightchild]

[runs to ask ara]

I like to put myself out there. Test the waters, you know?

[get it hehehe]

But if it makes you feel better, they seem to be okay with any kind of kiss.

[chevaliered]

[ imagine shipping with ara... what a dream. all her characters would break my neck though. ]

Maybe I'm shy?

[ this is hilarious, he is just staring a kappa directly in the eyes as he says this. uwu shy widdle baby. ]

[nightchild]

[the kappa looks so doubtful right now, they're counting on these two hos right now?]

I get it. Performance jitters.

[there's something about crow that's basically "i've never been shy my entire life, i just avoid certain subjects that's not called being shy" which Itsuki recognizes, bc he's the same person.]

[chevaliered]

You can make out with the child sized demon if you really want to, I won’t stop you.

[ no that’s just me.

the kappa recoils slightly. this isn’t how their shipping fantasy was meant to go. ]

[nightchild]

[the kappas are not into humanfcking ive decided. they're climbing onto the boat so they can get some good seats, even tho crow and itsuki are textbook definition teases.]

So you're not crazy about audiences, but you're fine with being part of one? Huh. Now that doesn't surprise me.

[the other kappas in the water push with their fins to stall the boat]

[chevaliered]

[ you don’t know their kinks.

crow just eyeballs the kappas a little tiredly. hello you creepy little perverts. ]

Oh, I’d respectfully close my eyes. Don’t worry about me observing your first kiss.

[ kappas pls. ]

[nightchild]

You'll get them all excited.

[closing your eyes is the first step before kwissing? they start chanting... monotonously...

and yes it's the same word as before,]

[chevaliered]

I really don’t think it takes much.

[ he just stares at one of these ominously, monotone chanting little creatures. is this what you do on the weekends? your parents must be so proud. ]

[nightchild]

Only a kiss.

[YEAH WHAT OF IT, THEY LOVE WHAT THEY LOVE?

Itsuki scoots a little closer for half slut reasons and half because he's starting to get crowded by these insistent kappa,]

Want me to go easy on you?